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I had a Wendy's roast chicken sandwich the night the Great Tomato War began.

It had a tomato slice on it. Nay, TWO of them.

It was delicious.

I didn't get sick. In fact, I felt marvelous afterwards.

Ultimately, how many people did they really diagnose with E.Coli from this? Did they do fecal tests on Everyone? NO. They don't have TIME for that.
Lots of people came in saying "Oooh, I have stomach cramps and diarreah." and they all were passed off with the same thing..

...nevermind the fact the same people also probably had french fries with tomato'd fast food meals, as well as a GIANT MILKSHAKE. Lactose intolerance interacting with greasy food? No way, it's the Diseased Vegetable Conspiracy.